Police Jokes about Homophobic Devon & Cornwall Constabulary
(Mainly based upon FACTUAL experience of Cornwall police violation, abuse & corruption towards gay persons)
Q:- How do you know a Cornwall CID officer based at Camborne police station is lying?
A:- The police officers lips are moving & sounds come out of their mouth
Q:- What do you call a NON-Homophobic Cornwall Police Officer?
A:- Wishful thinking!
Q:- How many Cornwall police officers help cover up homophobic police misconduct?
A:- That depends on just how many Cornwall police officers there are in total in the Devon & Cornwall Constabulary?
Q:- How many witness statements will Cornwall police ignore for the defence?
A:- That depends on how many defence statements are gathered (in my case 48 defence written defence statements ignored by Cornwall police)
Q:- What happens if you complain about Cornwall police homophobia?
A:- Your house will subsequently get police raided (in my case twice)
Q:- What happens if you complain about Cornwall police homophobia?
A:- You get threatened with prosecution by Cornwall Police in writing (in my case twice)
Q:- What happens if you complain about Cornwall police homophobia
A:- Like Dr Kelly, one gets driven by authorities to attempt suicide (in my case twice)
Q:- When the authorities refuse to tackle Cornwall Police Homophobia what can one do?
A:- Start a blog & a youtube channel (ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND have viewed my videos raising public awareness of Cornwall police homophobia) http://www.youtube.com/thepinkpasty
Q;- What do you call it when a gay man is threatened with extortion/attempted blackmail?
A:- The result of normal homophobic Cornwall police procedure
Q:- What do you call it when a gay household is subjected to vandalism?
A:- A result of normal homophobic Cornwall police procedure
Q:- What do you call police who ignore text evidence of false allegation against a gay man?
A:- A Member of Devon & Cornwall CID
Q:- What do you call police who ignore witness evidence of false allegation against a gay man?
A:- A Member of Devon & Cornwall CID
Q:- What do you call police who ignore physical evidence of false allegation against a gay man?
A:- A Member of Devon & Cornwall CID
Q:_ How many Cornwall police officers contribute by silence to homophobic hate crimes?
A:- Just how many Cornwall police officers are there?
Q:- If a gay man is homophobically assaulted in public how do Cornwall police react?
A;- Cornwall police help the assailants get in a taxi and leave the crime scene (thats is what Cornwall police did when I was assaulted)
Q:- What do you call an honest police officer in Cornwall?
A:- A visiting tourist or a figment of your imagination?
Q;- When a gay man commits suicide how do Cornwall police react?
A:- Notify ‘in writing’ the gay mans x-partner of police intent to prosecute the corpse
Q:- What do you call a Cornwall police diversity officer?
A:- A Falmouth radio show DJ
Q:- What do Cornwall police do when responsible for delivering Crown Court papers?
A:- Cornwall police withhold threequarters of the legal court paperwork from the defendant (fact established by the IPCC)
Q:- What do Cornwall police do when a complaint is made?
A:- Lie about a non-existent signature in a police pocket book (fact established by the IPCC)
Q:- What do you call a decent honest police officer in Cornwall?
A:- An endangered species or simply wishful thinking?
Q:- What happens when you report a homophobic incident involving police to Cornwall police?
A:- Nothing positive, absolutely nothing constructive, SFA, zilch!
Q:_ How do Cornwall police destroy legitimate gay owned businesses?
A:- Seize a computer & business records, but not return them immediately when a case was finalised (fact established by the IPCC) leading to destruction of the legitimate businesses
Q:- How do you know a Cornwall police officer is giving false evidence against a gay person?
A;- The Cornwall police officer is speaking in a court witness box
Q:- What are the two benchmarks of Cornwall police homophobic attitudes & practises?
A:- What Cornwall police do & what Cornwall police say
Q;- If the definition of ‘DISCRIMINATION’ is treating differently a person from those around them, how is it Cornwall police have ‘TWICE’ arrested ‘ONLY’ an openly gay man from two separate different groups of people who were ALL taking part EQUALLY in lawful & legitimate conduct.
A;- Because Cornwall Police ARE BLATANTLY HOMOPHOBIC & discriminatory!
Q:- When do you know a Cornwall police officer has become a homophobe?
A:- They have finished their basic police training & accepted their Devon & Cornwall warrant card
Q:- What do you call a ‘gay’ Cornwall police officer?
A:- I don’t know, what did the Jews call other Jews who collaborated with the Nazi?
Q;- How many Cornwall police officers contribute to suicide & attempted suicides of gay men in Cornwall?
A:- I don’t know, how many Cornwall police officers are there, but there were four gay male suicides in Cornwall in 2008 & several more unrelated attempted suicides by gay men, including my own
Q:- What does a Cornwall Police inspector call homophobic verbal abuse shouted in the streets and false allegation that a gay man has HIV/AIDS when they do not?
A:- I call it Homophobia but Inspector Mark Bolt formerly of Helston police stated in writing this WAS NOT harassment of a gay man!
Q:- What can a gay person arrested & detained by Cornwall police for over seven hours expect following a dawn raid on his home?
A:- Just One drink (established by the IPCC)
Q:- What do you call an armed homophobe?
A:- A Cornwall police officer with a tazar gun or Sir
Q:- What do Cornwall police probably call the four gay male suicides in Cornwall in 2008?
A:- A reasonably good start to 2009?
Q:- How many Cornwall police officers does it take to homophobically persecute, violate & traumatise a gay person?
A:- Just one, but they will have the full & unconditional support for this homophobic abuse from the rest of the Devon & Cornwall Constabulary & senior rank, right up to Chief Constable
Q:- What do you call it when a Cornwall police officer refuses to take a statement from a gay eye witness to a homophobic incident crime.
A:- I call it homophobia, Cornwall police call it normal police procedure
Q:- What do you call it when a Cornwall police officer ignores physical evidence, eye witnesses & text messages that a person has made a false allegation against a gay man?
A:- I call it police homophobic practise, Cornwall police call it normal police procedure
Q:- What is the difference between Dulux Brilliant White Emulsion Paint & an IPCC enquiry into Cornwall police homophobic misconduct, abuse, violation, intimidation, persecution, victimisation & criminality carried out by police against a gay person.
A:- Nothing, they both cover up cheaply blemishes, faults & cracks
Q:- What is the similarity between an honest non-homophobic Cornwall police officer & a natural diamond.
A;- Both are extremely rare and most unlikely & improbable to be found in Cornwall
Q:- What is the difference between the BMP stance on gay people & most Cornwall police officers?
A:- No, seriously...what IS the difference!
The following not directly Cornwall related, but indicative of the corrupt police in Britain today in 2009.
Q:- How can you tell when a Brazilian is not a terrorist?
A;- By the numerous execution style bullet holes in the back of his head, blood stains on the tube train floor, all the eye witnesses in the tube carriage, subsequent alterations made to police notes, CCTV footage he DID not jump a ticket barrier and the complete absence of a NON–existent bulky coat. THE POLICE LIED AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN!
Q:- How can you tell when a lawful civil protest is peaceful?
A:- When the corpse of a newspaper salesperson has stopped convulsing & twitching
Q:- How do Nottingham police train their police dogs to lie still?
A:- Suffocate the dogs to death by cooking them in a car in a heatwave!
Police in London should be informed that laundering drugs money does not involve the holding a suspects head underwater!
How many more dead will it take before the British public to learn that Police & in particular senior police officers do not take ANY responsibility for the abuses & violating actions of police officers.
Police and are simply NOT to be trusted anymore & the IPCC is an ineffectual toothless eunuch poodle of a watchdog which does little or NOTHING to protect the pubic from police abuses of power, criminality, failure of duty & corruption, widespread throughout police if my personal experience of Cornwall police is anything to go by.
Only through determination & continued public awareness will the police abuses of power, thuggery, & violations of lives of persons abusively targeted by police prejudice be exposed. We cannot rely upon the 'Old Boy' network police chums in Police Authorities or the ineffectual & useless IPCC to protect the public.
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